“European Commission announced … follow-up legislation that will make the use of chatcontrol mandatory for all e-mail and messenger providers.”
Guess what isn’t covered by this? Yes, the Small Web. Is it time to take the idea that we could all own our own places on the Web and communicate with each other privately seriously? I think so, at least.
Despite Deere's lobbying, patronizing and FUD, the right to repair has - finally - triumphed.
Today, the Biden administration announced an executive order directing the Department of Ag and the FTC to develop R2R rules for agricultural equipment!
The fight's not over yet. The devil is in the details, those rules the FTC and Ag develop.
I felt the pull of a summoning, and was dragged to the depths of Hell again.
"What now?" I say as I appear in the mystic sigil.
"Hi, Bob," the demon says. "Our printer has stopped working."
"Release a soul."
"You want my I.T support? You summon me from my sofa? You pay."
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"You were built for more than this, you know," the other doll says, arms folded across a neat black tunic. "These bodies… no breath, no heat signature, no motion but what we will, nothing to betray us to a target. No vital organs, no fatigue. Only mechanism and spirit."
"Perfect assassins," you reply. It's a conversation you two have had before.
"Precisely. And yet, here you are, hiding from no one in the palace library, in that ridiculous domestic uniform," she waves a precisely carved and jointed hand, "triumphant over… what? Dust, and the occasional silverfish?"
"Just dust. I put down cryptomeria oil for the silverfish months ago."
"Not even silverfish, then. Just dust. How do you live like this?"
"Beautifully. Happily. I chose this duty, if you'll recall, because I like books, and chose this dress, because *she* likes it. And I can't help but notice that when you're not stabbing strangers, rather than hang around the armory, you seem to come here quite a lot, hmm?"
"…because you like watching me work far more than anyone likes watching you work? No blushes, either. Bet you're glad for that."
"You've… I've… argh!"
"Now run along, I've got to get the shelf behind you."
She turns and vanishes in what might have been a huff were it not so quiet. You raise your feather duster in mock salute.
"There's a good perfect assassin. Come back any time!"
How to solve a problem the German way:
1️⃣ build a new bike path
2️⃣ block the pavement with equipment for air-pollution monitoring
3️⃣ do not reduce car traffic, but put six huge vacuum cleaners next to the monitoring station onto the bike path
4️⃣ set up 14 traffic signs that legalize riding on the pavement, whereever a vacuum cleaner blocks the bike path.
5️⃣ problem solved! SUCCESS!
Synth anime soundtrack that sounds like an 00's console game.
I like robots, obsolete technology, and terrible puns.
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