T045T @T045T@scl.zmb.cm
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I like robots, obsolete technology, and terrible puns.
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Joined Mar 2018
got to delete several thousand lines of code at work today!
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Synth anime soundtrack that sounds like an 00's console game. 
Running with @ifixcoinops 's #fediversefleamarket idea:
I've got an iPad Air 2, 64GB, with a red Smart Cover, that I'd like to get rid of and get a newer one. Works flawlessly, battery is fine, has a tiny nick on the front bezel.
Any Germany based followers want it?
Apple would give me ~120€ if I traded it in, so anything more than that (plus shipping) I'd be stoked with!
There's a tiny robot adorably, yet orderly, bumbling around my kitchen mopping the floors. It has bump sensors only, no wifi, and manages to clean an entire room without missing a spot, using half a cup of water in the process.
Why can't more technology be like this?
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"The Oxford comma sometimes makes sentences nonsensical. Here's an example:
Without: I sometimes enjoy eating pizza, hamburgers and hot dogs.
With: I sometimes enjoy eating pizza, hamburgers, and the Oxford comma."
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Things that are EXTREMELY my shit: this adorable form
true story: my wife-to-be gave me this form to finish filling out, long before we started dating. I still have it in a drawer somewhere.
Normalize piecemeal relationship building!!
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dogs can't operate MRI machines but catscan
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I assumed that if GPT-3 generated pickup lines, they would be terrible because they would be something like human pickup lines. Instead, they are terrible for more delightful reasons.
https://janellecshane.substack.com/p/gpt-3-tries-pickup-lines?r=1lic4&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&utm_source=copy
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It's illegal to enter buildings in the zone as most of them are completely unstable, and due to a new zone administration there's typically no bribing your way out of a situation. Sometimes in the most unsuspecting places you may find street art left behind by a Stalker who risked arrest for something many will never see. Somewhat of a real life Easter egg, or a subtle nod to defiance: "You're not suppose to be here."
Location: Chernobyl Exclusion-zone, Ukraine. 2019.
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linux, catgirls, anime eye contact as filtered through monospace text, programming
once upon a time (yesterday) @ln wrote that, if ps(1) shows processes on Linux, then pspsps shows catgirls
as a result, I made this.
it is a bit of overkill I'm afraid, but welp, Mommy is back to the softwares I guess 🤷♀️
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Sailfish is a faint glimmer of hope, but frankly, I don't think they have the kind of money to throw at UX that MS, or even BlackBerry on its last leg, pumped into their mobile OSs.
I dug up my old Lumia 950 Windows Phone the other day.
Now I'm sad.
I'd convinced myself that Android isn't that bad, really, but half a second of seeing smooth 60fps UI animation, a single reactive swipe of the home screen, and I am (once again) wondering why the world decided that windows phone, and webOS, and Blackberry 10 (aka QNX) had to die, and Android may live.
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Woah woah woah wtf game? Why are you calling me out like this? 0_0
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🇬🇧 With #chatcontrol, the EU wants #masssurveillance of all your private online communications in real-time. What is it about, what will happen next and what can you do?
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forgot both screwdriver and power supply of MNT Reform so, yeah, you can open it with a fork and remove the batteries and power it with a random power supply between 12-32V like this dyson one
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I like robots, obsolete technology, and terrible puns.
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Joined Mar 2018
