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pwease may I went one of ur wesidences I would wike to weside in this pwace

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this is 100% the face that every dog makes when you shout "WHAT DO YOU HAVE?? DROP IT!!"

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Who called it introduced species and not horticultural appropriation

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Introducing a new cryptocurrency with a revolutionary Proof of Snake consensus mechanism.
It 100% scales.

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It feels like an unpopular opinion, but liking things is more fun than hating things, and talking about things you like will make you feel better about life than talking about things you hate.

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#Colors
A cool color finder tool that lets you find by entering a word or an idea. For example "autumn" gives me a nice list of beautiful red, orange, yellow colors

picular.co/autumn

Heh. The label on my toothpaste says "wirkt natürlich".

There's two ways to read that:
1. read "natürlich" an an adverb - now the phrase means "works naturally" (i.e. without additives, I guess?)
2. "wirkt" can also mean "appears/seems", so another valid translation is "appears natural". Probably not what they're going for, but certainly funnier.

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There’s never a day I’m not thinking about the Arcane Kids manifesto. arcanekids.com/manifesto

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I saw an article about an idea to put self-driving cars on the road which can drive a tiny bit slower than other cars around them, gradually allowing a large gap of antitraffic to form in front of them, which can contract to destroy a traffic jam wave.
And I was like dude I've been doing that for 10 years and I'm not an AI. You don't need an AI, you need one person in a thousand to have read Bill Beatty's traffic wave theories.
trafficwaves.org/

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linux be like:
* in here, the data is binary
* whereas here, it is sbinary
* this is the place for optimal things, or maybe optical 🤔
* root directory, duh
* this is where users profiles are kept, just kidding
* the contents of this place are… variable?
* this is where libraries are put, except when they are put somewhere else
* these files run, but can't hide, i have no idea
* etc: this is the place for the really obscure things noone cares about

linux users be like: this is fine :thisisfine:

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